If you can’t say anything nice, maybe it’s best not to say anything at all. I can say that this one wins the prize for longest message yet.

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Let me know if you find what she’s looking for.

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Sometimes you just want to make strange sounds.

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Black, right?

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I do like the bizarre messages. Sometimes I tell people I’m a man. Of course, it’s not true, but I think it’s funny. I also sometimes tell men that my penis is bigger than theirs. That has, on a few occasions, proved to be true.

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